Thursday, May 26, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

my shitty day

i'm a victim of , not racism, not sexism but.... specie-ism (as in the movie species spelling like dat la).

walked home frm sch, listening (and wailing) to mariah's honey (i know she has new songs. i like to listen, my problem okay). SUDDENLY, i felt a 'soft' stone hitting my lips and then rebounded to my right 'chest'. it was not painful but i sure did feel the pressure. gues wut it was?

a bird shitted on me, on this lovely autumn day as i was ehjoying the sun. BLEARGH!

no, it didn't get into my mouth, it rebounded remember?

somehow, i think my lips' as thick as JAY Z's.

i feel so victimised... why don't birds shit on somethin that we humans don't own? car, US, our FRESHLY WASHED CLOTHES, things that belong to US. why don't they shit on their own species or on other animals?

hhrrrrmmmmppphhh (marge simpson style).

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Monday, May 23, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

doctor.... pain!

a gorgeous young redhead went to the doctor's office and claimed that her whole body hurts whenever she touches it.

doctor: impossible! show me.

the redhead takes her finger and pushed against her left breast and screamed straight away. she then pushes her left elbow and screams in more agony. she pushed her knees and she screamed. she pushed her ankles and she screamed. everywhere she touched, she screamed in pain.

doctor: you're not really a redhead are you?

redhead: well... no... i'm really a natural blond.

doctor: i thought so. you're finger's broken.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 10:29 PM < +

oh no!!!!!!!!!!

i've been cloned! hurhur! okay, being lame here.. line extracted from white chicks. okay, here are the 'oh no-s' i'm facin at the moment;
- Ancient Rome final essay due friday. only ALMOST halfway there. (mampos la aku). its 50% by the way. i'm sooo dead.
-personality test tuesday
-bio test thursday
-final research participation friday (WHEN THE BLOODY ESSAY IS DUE).
-to sydney on mebbe friday or saturday
-start my revision!!!
and the final 'oh no!'
OH NO! I THINK I HAVE A SECOND CHIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh well.. at least i enjoyed my black pepper steak smothered in onions, mashed potatoes and brussel sprouts for lunch cum (no dirty tots har!) dinner at 8pm juz now. wit my favourite boys summore! haa! and one of the girls (the oth went out on a date. a HOT one i reckon). i think wud we had was healthy.. dosage of protein, fibre AND carb. pretty healthy ey?

now? back to the essay. gotta hand in the book at 9am in the morning. tak mandi la aku lagi besok pagi. chee!

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Friday, May 20, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

killing me softly

yearps! that's my song of the day. wailed to it as i was waiting for our pizza at nonabel. and yeah.... made the two girls malu. and yes, my voice was audible across the rest. but! it was only us and the waitress. hey, the pizza took a long time okay.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 6:55 PM < +

Thursday, May 19, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

guess who's back?

had so much stuff to settle till i can't even steal some time to put my mindless rambling here. 3 more walls to jump over before its full gear to prepare for exams. learnt so much this semester... i feel so frustruated at times but at the same time, i'm KINDA enjoying it. i wonder why. i wanna bitch but no mood rite now. i miss home soooooooo much!

was reading my friendster testimonials..... makin me homesick... can i go back home? i know what i need to do... sing out loud. hah! this time, sing so loud till next door neighbour come knocking on my window to tell me to shut my trap.... yeah....... i guess singing out loud would be nice.

now what song would it be?

ps: i sang out LOUD in a full train before and had ppl lookin at me strangely. i sang so loud in class till the next door teacher came over and told me to keep my volume down (i was the discipline counsellor at that time). the only time i felt appreciated for singing out loud in public was in P5 when my gang and i managed to get 3rd for talentime (double duet like that, 2 boys and us 2 girls crooning - okay la, trying to croon- to alladin theme song). all these in the presence of friends.. now, no friends already... all so far away. i feel forgotten. i feel like nobody cares. i feel like going away to somewhere i can laugh out real hard. laughing guess i suppose? hmmm... that's a thought.

+ > the glamour babe posted at 11:45 PM < +

Sunday, May 15, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

happy TWENTY SECOND birthday sabaria! heheheh!

to my long time buddy.. for all the good times and the fat times we had! sad to miss it for the second time consecutively but hey..... wat's 3 years (i'm gonna miss it again next year i'm sure) as compared to the many years we had huh? and pls... u do have pms.. admit it. haha! i love u my munchkins! haa!

ps: kay.. when i come back, i try my best to learn the trade of sarang semot from ur mum okay! but makan teros would be much nicer. hee! *hint*hint* and by the way, dah collect chocolates belom? hope u had a blast!
(but i'm sure its not so much fun when ur partner in crime ain't around huh? heheheh!

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Sunday, May 08, 2005

hot brown sugah opens her trap yet again

happy mothers' day to ALL mothers!

this is MY mother. as irritating as her mouth can get and as selekeh as she can be, she is still MY mother and because of her, my absurd creations (in fashion) materialised. so here'e a VERY HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY to you!

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